... Bad Idea # 15 - The Pink Motorola

Seriously folks this phone is shit. I own the black one and I can categorically state that it is rubbish.

So just to prove how much Motorola are money grabbing bastards, they bring out a pink one. Just to make sure the girlies spunk their money down the drain on a pink piece of shit, with a keypad which is not the correct layout, a screen that turns itself off, and is generally as irritating as Jodie Marsh’s face.

If your Mrs owns one, then destroy it swiftly. If your Mrs states that she wants one, then inform her that she is wrong, and risks extreme ridicule and embarrassment if she continues with such a silly idea. If you are a Mrs who wants, or indeed owns one, then feel proud in the fact that you are dumb, and prefer stupid colours over function.