... putting crosshairs over parents who warp their children

Lamb & Lynx are their names. Thirteen year old twins from California. Blonde and blue eyed, they are the band known as Prussian Blue.

AWW BLESS

So why aren't they battling it out with Britney in the US singles charts? Well perhaps - and I could be mistaken here - the fact that their songs have titles such as Sacrifice, a tribute to Hitler's deputy, Rudolf Hess. Or is it because they make Sieg Heil salutes while singing such catchy lyrics like "Strike force! White survival. Strike force! Yeah." Although to be fair to them, I too would like the colour white to survive, as I just don't think your living room wall can be painted any other colour. Well perhaps an off-white shade, or the more popular magnolia option. Yes I jest, but how else do you deal with such twaty opinions?

Apparently Lynx told ABC News: "We are proud of being white. We want our people to stay white we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race." Hmmm, something tells me your mum may have had a teeny weeny input into your opinions there missy.

Anyway, on a final note, enjoy the wonderful clothes that mum dresses Prussian Blue in these days. Call me cynical, but something tells me that mum knows a little thing about marketing a product!

APPARENTLY HITLER THOUGHT E's WERE GOOD TOO