... putting crosshairs over Big Brother contestants
Good bloody god!!
That's all I can really say about the latest bunch of media-whore-wanting-wannabe-motherfuckers who have decided to force themselves on the population of the UK and Ireland!
As I like to find things that really wind me up, I have ended up watching a few episodes of this pure Endemol pushed evil, and all I can say is that I might as well round up 12 cunts from the local state-funded leaches estate, put them in a shed, and slowly gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon as i'm forced to watch them numb my brain to the point where I lose all faith in the human race.
Last night took the biscuit though. As the one known as Big Brother decided to setup a speed dating challenge, the deranged twats took it in turns to think of how I could make myself famous. This ranged from a mockney gooner thinking he was like James Bond and getting a personal secretary type, big titted woman to eat sweeties of his Mr Burns like body, and then proceed to look at the camera whilst sticking his tongue out and giving us the thumbs up - yeah nice one you cunt. I've seen more talented 8 year olds do the same to a news reporter at some shopping mall. Come to think of it, i've had more talented turds come out of my arse then you pall!
Then came a Surrey lass, who by all accounts is fairly attractive at first glance. Once you've seen her for an episode though, you realise she is about as interesting as a mouldy cup of tea. She decided to do a lap dance for some joker who she fancied. The only problem being that she was about as sexy as a road drain. You just wish she would fuck off to Hollywood and get used and abused by the porn industry, then spat out once her vag and arse had been ruptured to the point of being told that "if anything enters those holes once more, i'm afraid you could see some of your internal organs start to fall out! It's like a fucking wizard's sleeve madam!" Trust me ... this is all I can see in her future, and although sex is great, any sane person would like to be able to not dribble and have their eyes glaze over through sheer boredom after the act.
This is not to say that my hate is reserved for this particular series. The whole notion behind this reality TV program is pure evil. Why the fuck do these jokers think the public really give two shits about 12 people they have never met, and who have about as much class, charisma and talent as a chunk of carrot that i've just vomited into the toilet.
And please don't even get me started on the cunt who does the voiceover for this program. Which genius at Channel4 thought "I know ... he's got the most annoying monotone, ear bleeding, Geordie accent in the world? Let's give him the voiceover job for Big Brother for the next 6 years. Fuck it ... let's get him to do everything on Chennel4 too!" Whoever made this choice - well I suggest you request your P45 now and fuck off out of the country before I find you, force feed you barbed wire, wait for you to start shitting it out, then proceed to pull the bastard out with one of the RAF’s finest fighter jets.
Please, please, let’s get them to do a new game. Send The Chudster in and watch the fuckers drop between the crosshairs of my snipe rifle. Then I could honestly say there is some justice in this world.
That's all I can really say about the latest bunch of media-whore-wanting-wannabe-motherfuckers who have decided to force themselves on the population of the UK and Ireland!
As I like to find things that really wind me up, I have ended up watching a few episodes of this pure Endemol pushed evil, and all I can say is that I might as well round up 12 cunts from the local state-funded leaches estate, put them in a shed, and slowly gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon as i'm forced to watch them numb my brain to the point where I lose all faith in the human race.
Last night took the biscuit though. As the one known as Big Brother decided to setup a speed dating challenge, the deranged twats took it in turns to think of how I could make myself famous. This ranged from a mockney gooner thinking he was like James Bond and getting a personal secretary type, big titted woman to eat sweeties of his Mr Burns like body, and then proceed to look at the camera whilst sticking his tongue out and giving us the thumbs up - yeah nice one you cunt. I've seen more talented 8 year olds do the same to a news reporter at some shopping mall. Come to think of it, i've had more talented turds come out of my arse then you pall!
Then came a Surrey lass, who by all accounts is fairly attractive at first glance. Once you've seen her for an episode though, you realise she is about as interesting as a mouldy cup of tea. She decided to do a lap dance for some joker who she fancied. The only problem being that she was about as sexy as a road drain. You just wish she would fuck off to Hollywood and get used and abused by the porn industry, then spat out once her vag and arse had been ruptured to the point of being told that "if anything enters those holes once more, i'm afraid you could see some of your internal organs start to fall out! It's like a fucking wizard's sleeve madam!" Trust me ... this is all I can see in her future, and although sex is great, any sane person would like to be able to not dribble and have their eyes glaze over through sheer boredom after the act.
This is not to say that my hate is reserved for this particular series. The whole notion behind this reality TV program is pure evil. Why the fuck do these jokers think the public really give two shits about 12 people they have never met, and who have about as much class, charisma and talent as a chunk of carrot that i've just vomited into the toilet.
And please don't even get me started on the cunt who does the voiceover for this program. Which genius at Channel4 thought "I know ... he's got the most annoying monotone, ear bleeding, Geordie accent in the world? Let's give him the voiceover job for Big Brother for the next 6 years. Fuck it ... let's get him to do everything on Chennel4 too!" Whoever made this choice - well I suggest you request your P45 now and fuck off out of the country before I find you, force feed you barbed wire, wait for you to start shitting it out, then proceed to pull the bastard out with one of the RAF’s finest fighter jets.
Please, please, let’s get them to do a new game. Send The Chudster in and watch the fuckers drop between the crosshairs of my snipe rifle. Then I could honestly say there is some justice in this world.
posted by TheChudster at 11:57 am
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