... Bad Idea # 15 - The Pink Motorola

Seriously folks this phone is shit. I own the black one and I can categorically state that it is rubbish.

So just to prove how much Motorola are money grabbing bastards, they bring out a pink one. Just to make sure the girlies spunk their money down the drain on a pink piece of shit, with a keypad which is not the correct layout, a screen that turns itself off, and is generally as irritating as Jodie Marsh’s face.

If your Mrs owns one, then destroy it swiftly. If your Mrs states that she wants one, then inform her that she is wrong, and risks extreme ridicule and embarrassment if she continues with such a silly idea. If you are a Mrs who wants, or indeed owns one, then feel proud in the fact that you are dumb, and prefer stupid colours over function.

... Bad Idea # 8 - Christian Seamstress'

Seriously folks ... what in god's name?!?!.

... putting crosshairs over parents who warp their children

Lamb & Lynx are their names. Thirteen year old twins from California. Blonde and blue eyed, they are the band known as Prussian Blue.

AWW BLESS

So why aren't they battling it out with Britney in the US singles charts? Well perhaps - and I could be mistaken here - the fact that their songs have titles such as Sacrifice, a tribute to Hitler's deputy, Rudolf Hess. Or is it because they make Sieg Heil salutes while singing such catchy lyrics like "Strike force! White survival. Strike force! Yeah." Although to be fair to them, I too would like the colour white to survive, as I just don't think your living room wall can be painted any other colour. Well perhaps an off-white shade, or the more popular magnolia option. Yes I jest, but how else do you deal with such twaty opinions?

Apparently Lynx told ABC News: "We are proud of being white. We want our people to stay white we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race." Hmmm, something tells me your mum may have had a teeny weeny input into your opinions there missy.

Anyway, on a final note, enjoy the wonderful clothes that mum dresses Prussian Blue in these days. Call me cynical, but something tells me that mum knows a little thing about marketing a product!

APPARENTLY HITLER THOUGHT E's WERE GOOD TOO